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Postage Lounge Shorts
You bit the fruit. Now you wear the consequence.
These are the shorts—a full-body flex built from the infamous Postage tee. All-over print, full attitude. Featuring the Absurdly Well stamp embedded like a warning label.
The design loops temptation, legacy, and rebellion into a wearable paradox. Streetwear built for sinners, thinkers, and icons in transition.
Perfect for hot weather, cold glances, and anyone who already knows better.
• 100% recycled polyester fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.7 oz/yd² (160 g/m²)
• Two-way stretch fabric
• Moisture-wicking material
• Regular fit
• UPF50+ protection
• Elastic waistband
• The fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified
• The recycled content of this product is certified under GRS (Global Recycled Standard)
Postage Lounge Shorts
$49.50
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You bit the fruit. Now you wear the consequence.
These are the shorts—a full-body flex built from the infamous Postage tee. All-over print, full attitude. Featuring the Absurdly Well stamp embedded like a warning label.
The design loops temptation, legacy, and rebellion into a wearable paradox. Streetwear built for sinners, thinkers, and icons in transition.
Perfect for hot weather, cold glances, and anyone who already knows better.
• 100% recycled polyester fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.7 oz/yd² (160 g/m²)
• Two-way stretch fabric
• Moisture-wicking material
• Regular fit
• UPF50+ protection
• Elastic waistband
• The fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified
• The recycled content of this product is certified under GRS (Global Recycled Standard)
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 28 ¼ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ¼ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ¾ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 48 ¾ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 52 | 59 ⅛ |
| 6XL | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |